Tan_the_What

he/they • writer of unfinished books • collector of quirky quotes • probably procrastinating • professional buveur d'encre

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I'm still sketching, by the way

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@esjesjesj They should put garlic round his neck and a stake through his heart to make sure he never comes back

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@CantEverDie Green? Blue? I want to see trump make it red

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@birdmoder

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@regularaugust This is where we'd get to learn about the Bible in "World History"

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@jakebrodes The monkeys work for peanuts and the peanuts are laced with fentanyl

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@kayteterry Ahh, America. Wasn't she great? No. But, alas, won't she be sorely missed?? Also no.

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@AngryPossum69 Thats pretty much what these are, like some turkey and cheese and a whole bunch of crunchy greens, peppers, and whatnot. I googled 'salad sandwich' and apparently its a completely different thing

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@facetedcarapace "well SOMEONE'S an early bird"

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@PokeMarr Got to somehow make the land worthless to rich people without making it worthless to the wildlife, like what's the tree spiking equivalent for plains and deserts?

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@amazingatheist

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@VerminSupreme ONE MILLION NAKED CANNIBAL ANTS IN THE SOVIET NUCLEAR WEAPONS BUNKER AT RAM RANCH

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@lukeisamazing "Daddy took away my Colt 1911, gotta use th' cap pistol today"

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@nise_yoshimi At least they're not trying something dumb, like bringing elephants over the mountains. Like that would ever happen lol

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@birdmoder I saw that the other day and spilled my apple juice pointing you out to my partner

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@Longswordwife Legend has it the hotel still looks exactly the same because thats how it goes for all these historic buildings in hot springs

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@equine__dentist *Exuma has entered the chat*

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@Dubst3pHorse Gotta have some JOWLS for this meal

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@afrocosmist Live? No thanks, call me when theyre going in the pit

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@Shadoo_creeture Iimagine being born THIS groovy