Andrew Schrock

wait, did you say your last name was Shrek? Stem Cell Engineer, Bucknell class of 2020

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

Watched my friends argue vigorously last night about whether a chicken was a mammal or not. Sometimes I question who I spend my time with

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@PatMcAfeeShow

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

The nation’s best punter is changing the game. https://t.co/VmvK4ArAu6

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

Being a young professional is weird. One second my coworkers are talking about high level microbiology and then the next we are talking about how Angela’s tinder date had a micropenis

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@iainsunday Depression

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@iainsunday Unfortunately I do

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@iainsunday Oh to be posted up on the monopoly machine while Mildred is chain smoking cigs right next to me

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

Boomers trying to explain the Vietnam war

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We withdrew because we won!

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

Feels so good when taking a risk pays off. Made my dad furious by turning down a sure offer for a decent job instead to take a chance pursuing a better job. I start that better job at the end of this month

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@iainsunday As the closest thing you know to a scientist I can say we haven’t run clinical trials on it yet, so there is no evidence to say it won’t help

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@iainsunday Don’t you dare. Don’t compromise your morals

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

Wow my senior year basically ended just like that. What a world

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Wow I hate Alabama but man did they just get screwed

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@Dommunist_party “These students should prepare for a steep and lasting price... in my time at Yale I once or twice was known to pound the face in of such fascists” from an open letter from a Bucknell Econ professor to the conservatives club for a speaker they invited

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@RagamuffinCid This was a very elegant way of saying Africans are big and fast while Asians are smart. Well done.

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

Sorry Luka Doncic for thinking that your mom was your girlfriend, but what the hell is in the water in Slovenia.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

There’s no professional soccer league in Iceland. Their coach used to be a dentist. And they're the World Cup's most exciting underdog. https://t.co/KrCe70N3pe

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@fakecontest @iainsunday @ me you non confrontational beta

[shamus @shamus_clancy]

🗣 THIS Y’ALL KING?!?

[Andrew Schrock @schrock_andrew]

@JeopardySports What was that about the A10 and the PAC12 @DomisaG

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

"The odds of a perfect bracket are too infinitesimal for my puny primate brain." https://t.co/YqjkwmN0rX