Lost my wallet at a playground in Mexico City. The AirTag is pinging in Polanco on a private street. No idea what to do now. Already froze all my cards.
Good lord the Democrats need to get their shit together. If it is truly the end of democracy we’re talking about (I’m not disagreeing here), then for fucks’ sake how about stop sitting on your hands?!
Hey @AmericanAir, thanks for giving away our premium seats TPA>MIA after we checked in. If not for a kind soul, I’d be sitting in a middle seat with an infant in arms 8 rows away from my husband and toddler on a two hour delayed flight.
Me: *sets a new password for work laptop*
Me 30 minutes later: …the fuck was my password again?
Me an hour later: Hello, helpdesk? Can you unlock my account?
48 hours to watch Taylor Swift’s movie after you’ve started it is extremely NOT parent-friendly. If I’m lucky I can piece together 3 hours of free time over the course of two weeks, and that’s after already sacrificing sleep.
Defeated by COVID (second time), a toddler who won’t sleep and would prefer to make as much noise as possible, and a 4 month old who desperately needs sleep. Thankfully the COVID is mild. I need it to be over though.
This is how the Chinese communist party will implode, when Chinese women rise up to revolt against this stupid approach to falling birth rates. https://t.co/Znjs0EbSis
You know you have really bad baby fever when your two month old’s farts go “PFFT PPFFFFTT PPFFTtttt …. pfft pfffft PPPFFFFT” and you’re like “omg too cute!”