In a three-set thriller to remember, No. 1 seed Watseka was able to get past Grant Park to win the Class 1A Grant Park Regional championship on Thursday. https://t.co/P8Gl5AAmxk
I’ve been in the best shape of my life and still gotten winded at the top of a flight of stairs.
Idk what kinda wizardry stairs have, but they are undefeated bro.
🥎Lady Warriors pick up first win of the season. Christa Holohan and Noelle Schroeder share the POTG chain. Back at on Tuesday at Salt Fork. #WarriorPride
We teach more than just golf here at @AuroraU … 🔵⚪️🔵.
Success in the classroom✔️
Success on the course ✔️
Volunteer for our community ✔️
Today, both programs volunteered for the Aurora Interfaith Food Pantry! We are thankful for these opportunities! #weareoneAU
This week’s MPTV Coaches Show features an interview with @GolfMorton Head Coach Nate Schroeder to discuss the success of the program as two golfers get ready for a State Finals appearance. Watch here: https://t.co/L1Lp3B64I3
A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."
🥎Lady Warriors pick up a conference road win 8-2 at Salt Fork to improve to 11-2. Co-POTG Noelle Schroeder with 2 hits/2 RBI & Sarah Parsons with her third win in the circle this week. #WarriorPride