Grant Schroeder

when your pizza rolls are done

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

Senior Superlative: Person you wish you knew better

Answer: Myself

[. @playboicurrryy]

me with my gonads if I’m being perfectly honest

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

levon helm was in the last waltz drumming and singing and trying to kill robbie robertson with his mind all at the same time and youre going to tell me this bald fuck is the greatest drummer of all time

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

My dad has 9 beers and waves me over to his iPad battle station and shows me this banger

[minjus @sqilvin]

system of a down

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

I'm in Australia. You either get the hats with the corks or these...

[s @dollarbillbluez]

He just becomes cooler with every new thing I see him do

[Hard Mountain Dew @hardmountaindew]

O-H-I-O. Our #1 most requested state from drinkers.

You asked for it. Now get Hard MTN Dew in Ohio.

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

@Jetefn K

[Sanguisugabogg @sanguisugabogg]

I’m glad bands are loud af at shows cuz my ass be fartin

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

New king AND new Garden album in one day?!?

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Sir Rod Stewart @rodstewart]

Fuck sake 😂

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

@axoplox Andrew Tate

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

@Jetefn aight

[NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i]

Indecent exposure: Couple arrested for sex on Cedar Point Ferris wheel.
https://t.co/Dpl7Y8ilfK

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

“Life’s too short. That’s why they have sex in all of these movies. So just go out there and do it” - Dad

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

@Al3xboddie I miss tf outta that 2

[Grant Schroeder @schroedergrant1]

Fruit made with real vegetables