Schroeder

[Schroeder @schroedsanity]

@MrBeast 1,489,277

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

The biggest lesson from “No Kings” is to make sure you have kids because they’ll give you grandkids who have football and soccer games that will keep you from wasting your 70’s protesting a non-existent monarchy.

[Harrison Butker @buttkicker7]

Thank you for your strong witness for Christ @charliekirk11. Thank you for pursuing truth and leading your family as a husband and father. Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May their soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

When they ask me "What radicalized you?" I’m showing them this.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Bill that defunds Planned Parenthood
✅Senate: Passes, approves the bill
✅House: Passes, approves the bill
✅President: Signs the passed bill
❌Lone federal judge: NOPE

"Democracy" lol

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

Reading CS Lewis again and banging my head into the wall because of the continuous realization that it always the same problems just a different time in history

[Schroeder @schroedsanity]

A. It is unequivocally wild that you don't have to prove you're a citizen to vote.

B. I didn't realize that there were so many judges that apparently have way more power than all the people we actually vote for during elections.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration's efforts to require proof of citizenship to register to vote. https://t.co/E4BqQErNgs

[Erika Sanzi @esanzi]

Justice who thinks asking someone to find a different baker to make a cake is an unreasonable burden thinks it's perfectly reasonable to ask parents to just find (and pay for!) a different school.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2018. Chuck Schumer after Trump proposed tariffs on China.

Like many Democrats, he speaks a little differently when he's not on MSNBC or CNN

[Istra of Glome @byistra]

C.S. Lewis, the dangers of the internet (before it existed)

[Schroeder @schroedsanity]

I absolutely have to imagine that if you were to let me invest the money I've been paying into social security into a standard S&P 500 index instead, I could multiply my money by a much bigger number than the government will.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

I'm 65, started paying into social security when I was 15.

How about everyone else?

PS - It's not a ponzi scheme, it's OUR money

[Robert Kroese @robkroese]

"I didn't vote for Elon Musk"

Yeah? I didn't vote for the FBI, ATF, CIA, PBS, NPR, FDA, WHO, UN, IRS, Federal Reserve, EPA or CDC.

Cry harder

[Schroeder @schroedsanity]

💀💀💀

[Anna Matson @AnnaRMatson]

Bernie: “Do you believe and will you insist that Medicare continue to negotiate…”

Kennedy: “President Trump has made it very clear to me that he wants to negotiate-“

Bernie: “Negotiate is a big word Bobby. It’s a big word.”

Kennedy: “It’s the word you just used, Senator.”

[Schroeder @schroedsanity]

I have to remind myself that even the greatest players/coaches/teams in the NFL win the Super Bowl only a couple times if they're lucky.

In a vacuum, today sucks after the #Lions loss, & it's a letdown.

But hopefully, years from now, it's a good year that preceded great ones.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you donate to cali fire relief efforts, that's rad, BUT IT'S INSANE THAT ANYONE HAS TO DONATE their hard earned money to a state that gets so much tax money from its citizens. We've normalized charities and kind people stepping in when the state government fails.

[Dr. DOT 👨🏽‍⚕️ @N9B0DY23]

“If you voted this... Unfriend me” if you voted that... unfriend me” 🙄🙄🙄
How about learn to be an adult and realize that not everyone has to have the same views and opinions as you. ITS OKAY to disagree... Y’all are so childish

[Schroeder @schroedsanity]

@kmeinke Gut-wrenching. You're the only Lions beat writer I cared to read from. If I type "k" in my Google search bar, your name pops up immediately lol. Best wishes, and thanks for all of your great work over the years!

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

A $400,000 mortgage is $2,700/ month today.

A $400,000 mortgage was $1,600/ month in 2021.

Why would I vote for Kamala Harris?

[Schroeder @schroedsanity]

if only he knew someone. someone high up, you know? someone with a lot of power, someone who could make something like this happen if he really wanted to do it.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It's time public school teachers got a raise.