Ben Fishel-Brown

[Ben Thompson @BadassoftheWeek]

You know what? Fuck working as an administrative assistant. It sucks balls. This is my new full-time job: http://t.co/beuNFPgv

[Daren DoctorManhattan™ @darendoc]

If NASA had any guts, they would dress the landing crew at Edwards as Apes to receive the Astronauts on their last Shuttle Landing.

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

@etsetteruh Did you really take an oatmeal bath?

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

@nickmazzuca I suppose my Droid X is an old timer by now, but it is pretty awesome and gets the job done. Unsure about grandfathering.

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

@Alurah @srf99 Grilled cheese with tomato soup was outstanding, as was the Ultimate roast beef sandwich. Yummy times!

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

Grilled double down at KFC verdict: not that great. Can't recommend it.

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

The new much-publicized fish sandwich at Wendy's is unquestionably overrated. It is on a very nice bun, though.

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

@Alurah Yay! Congrats!

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

At the post office waiting for it to open. Passport time!

[Stacie Mullins @JunkRockGirl]

RT @aplusk: Pants on the Ground? http://post.ly/JMsW

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

Rush hour traffic is back! Oh how I miss the holidays!

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

@Alurah You need to just put the cold in a headlock and give it a noogie while calling it foul names. It's always worked for me.

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

Oval-shaped items are the most evil thing possible in the gift-wrapping world.

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

Thinks everyone should use CP 8.6 or better. #in

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

wondering if i can gas my wife out of the bedroom. definitely giving it my best shot!

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

Always amusing to see cops with radar guns scanning bumper to bumper traffic that's barely moving.

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

Here's to hoping I get over the FFB hump this weekend!

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

@katanya Pretty soon you'll have him cutting the grass, moving furniture, etc....all without having to pay someone :)

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

top speed in i85 fast lane: 0-15!

[Ben Fishel-Brown @schtoom]

New laptop arrives tomorrow!