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My dad gave me *The Talk* by using Monica Lewinsky as a segue. He/him.

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"how to retweet ur own tweets"

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@roddreher Can you explain to me what a “glory hole” is?

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@LJCpnw @FamilyProjectTX @CrackerBarrel

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@showersmakewet Always fuse your weapons with shit. Experiment with fusing stuff to your shield. Use waypoints.
Think of the loop as
Cook meals to prepare for adventure
Pick a place to go
Get distracted
Gather stuff to make more meals / weapon fusions
Get distracted
Repeat

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@UnJoneMoss Follow your calling. It is your destiny

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@UnJoneMoss Every character has amazing setup and payoff. And Sigourney and Alan Rickman are so hot in this movie. I almost wish I could watch this without crying 3+ times during it, but like that human spirit is also a massive part of the story. Fuck it’s so good.

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Galaxy Quest is a perfect film. Untouchable in every way. I’m willing end friendships over this.

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@ryanvizky don’t worry though, they’re praying for him

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if you watch a disney channel movie on disney+ it should give you the option to watch it with commercials of the era

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rupauls drag race s15 episodes only being 40 minutes is unacceptable and i’m ready to riot

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@willruby then muttering out loud to my computer “ah shit, why is this fucker showing up”

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@ryanvizky Good fuck

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@UnJoneMoss I laughed out loud for the tom Eifel tower just like this, and now I'm doing it again for friendship

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@UnJoneMoss It was me bb

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@ryanvizky Miss u too bb boo. We should watch some soccer together sometime or smth

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@ryanvizky That's fucked up, you deserve better 👑
Thierry Ennui is fukn amazing. And the gabagool banner? That's some amazing shit

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I guarantee you are not ready for what this video contains

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@willruby https://t.co/0UafmYRqOL
Yep seems right

[joshua lawrence @JoshuaLawrenc_]

I guarantee you are not ready for what this video contains

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@yourfavqueer @farrahrized That we can agree on

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@yourfavqueer @farrahrized Honey, stories are written using something called imagination