Schuane S

professional overthinker

[lars & that @larsune]

BRO😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jess @enchantedjess13]

i so badly wish i could relive the feeling of laying in the sun-bathed living room of my childhood home coloring on large sheets of paper while this played on tv with the sounds and scents of springtime wafting through the windows :,)

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Mads @europemaxxed]

January recap:
I'm gonna lock in (Didn't lock in)
I'm gonna eat healthy (Ate slop)
I'm gonna save up (I'm broke)

[angie ⊬ @dobscockwhore]

boys are cheats and liars, their such a big disgrace, they will tell you anything, to get to second, base-ball, baseball, he thinks he’ gonna score, if you let him go all the way, then you are a, hor-ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks, the only thing a guy wants from you, is a place to put his, cock-roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs, nothing makes him happier, then a giant pair of, jug-glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named chuck, all guys really want to do is, forget it no such luck!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

there used to be a website called weheartit

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

swiftie coworker hasn’t said a word to anyone in the office all day……… 😭😭

[lilly! @taylenahq]

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

1 ticket for THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL please

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

2 tickets for the life of a showgirl release party pls

[Rae @Rabrizek]

I - #tsitp

[۟#EnzoOutHive @reynachal]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF #TheSummerlTurnedPretty

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i am 26 years old in my real adult office at my real adult job in the greatest city in the world violently trembling and clawing at my skin because i have to wait to watch the latest episode of amazon prime original teen drama the summer i turned pretty

[Tina Bean (Go-Birds Version) 🦅✨ @cuddlybaer11]

I’m not even kidding get the fuck out of my way for this.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs

[giulia🌛 @streepvcute]

the promo for the devil wears prada 2 is insane

[Schuane S @schuane_]

it’s not too hot and it’s not too cold, all you need is a light jacket