Jeff Schulman

Sports, humor, msp

[St. Louis Park Legion Baseball @SLPRailcats]

2 of 2 Jack Mobley was outstanding on the mound with 6 shutout innings in relief. Next game tomorrow at 5pm in Shakopee.

[St. Louis Park Legion Baseball @SLPRailcats]

1 of 2 Railcats come out on top defeating Eden Prairie 9-8 in a 10 inning marathon. @martyhirte34 sparked the offense with a big stolen base and was driven in by @schulman_isaac in the 10th. @mhelfmann11 caught 10 innings and had a huge bases clearing double.

[St. Louis Park Legion Baseball @SLPRailcats]

Railcats cap off the reg season w/a 1-0 victory over Chaska. @JackOrtale threw a complete game no hitter w/14 strike outs! @schulman_isaac made a couple nice defensive plays at SS to preserve the no hitter. @RyanMoranSLP and @m_martin0517 provided offense with back2back doubles.

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

@wenbread 😆 Who says “gm”. @grok is this fake?

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

@wenbread Show me your cats!

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@wenbread Zero

[St. Louis Park High School Baseball @SLP_Baseball]

We started the playoffs with a 5-1 win over Wayzata on Coach Hannon's golden birthday (front and center)! Jungroth with the CG and 2/3 with 2 RBI, Denham with 2 RBI, Nicky Moran with two doubles, and a bunch of locked in Orioles!

[PJ Ace @PJaccetturo]

I used to shoot $500k pharmaceutical commercials.

I made this for $500 in Veo 3 credits in less than a day.

What’s the argument for spending $500K now?

(Steal my prompt below 👇🏼)

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

@wenbread Have you seen a Land Rover Defender?

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@wenbread Flushing documents?

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@wenbread This is the hate I’m looking for.

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@wenbread

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What model Lexus is this? Seen at my JCC.

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

The solution to preventing old people from getting scammed is to combine their messenger app into Google Maps. They never trust what Google Maps is telling them to do.

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

@wenbread Not on Fridays. You’ll still eat well on Fridays.

[St. Louis Park High School Baseball @SLP_Baseball]

Great day and awesome to scrimmage you guys today!

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

🎮 Wordy3 - 3/27/2025 🎮
📊 Score: 158 points
🔤 Top word: WI🔒🔒🔒 (50 points)
🏆 Play now: https://t.co/XSdY1PZAe1 #Wordy3Game #WordGame https://t.co/5QiDXp9bp0

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

🎮 Wordy3 - 3/26/2025 🎮
📊 Score: 164 points
🔤 Top word: CH🔒🔒🔒 (50 points)
🏆 Play now: https://t.co/XSdY1Q083z https://t.co/5QiDXp9Jey

[Jeff Schulman @schulmn]

🎮 Wordy3 - 3/25/2025 🎮
📊 Score: 84 points
🔤 Top word: SH🔒🔒🔒 (30 points)
🏆 Play now: https://t.co/XSdY1PZAe1 #Wordy3Game #WordGame https://t.co/5QiDXp9bp0