Schmathan Schmultz

It will always be Twitter

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Fan recognizes Scottie Scheffler and tells his dog who it is. Respect.

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

First of all, you make 12M a year

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.

A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Best community note ever. 🤩

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Steel City showin' off tonight 😍 #HereWeGo

[Ben Skowronek @BennySkow]

Retweets = votes.

I appreciate YINZ in advance 🖤💛 #HereWeGo

#ProBowlVote Ben Skowronek
#ProBowlVote @BennySkow

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Call the Wambulance: Notre Dame Has Declined To Participate in a Bowl Game After Being Left Out of the CFP https://t.co/zB6VHeB6oc

[mac @batsdune]

fuck you

[YH @Yemihazan]

Diddy hired a videographer to film him for weeks during the early days of his court case, only to end up not paying for service rendered bcos he lost the case, the videographer went on to sell the footage to 50 😂

[Dave DiCello @DaveDiCello]

I have tried and failed for a decade to capture this view in #Pittsburgh, and this morning I was finally able to. In this scene, the Duquesne Incline passes above the train tracks right as a Norfolk Southern train was going underneath it. Can't believe my luck that it worked out.

[mev 🏀🧸🌹 @mevvybear]

I’m ngl that shit looks like it says “Cream City”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I didn’t spit on nobody”

-Ja’Marr Chase

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NFL defenders trying to tackle Darnell Washington looks like a bunch of elementary schoolers trying to tackle mascots

[Sólionath @Anarseldain]

So, let me get this straight:

With the release of Epstein’s emails, we found out that
- Epstein hated Trump.
- Didn’t trust him.
- They weren’t friends.
- The NYT directly worked with Epstein to suppress stories about him.
- After Bradley Edwards (the lawyer for the accusers) said that Trump was the only individual to cooperate and help, Epstein said Trump didn’t have “one decent cell in his body.”
- This was all so compelling that the democrats faked the redaction of a supposed victim’s name.
- The name they blocked was Virginia Giuffre, who publicly testified that Trump was innocent.
- Oh, and also, Russiagate was confirmed a hoax, just like we said.

Are democrats retarded?

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Never a doubt.

Paul Skenes is your 2025 NL Cy Young Award Winner!

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

To me, the most interesting aspect of this conversation is the smug progressive woman who lives in a bubble and says stupid stuff because it seems to her like the most natural thing in the world. I’m sure she’s still wondering why Sydney Sweeney didn’t go along.