Scout Schultz

hi, I tweet once every three months and i like drinking coffee.

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

I wish that my lip gloss was as powerful as lil mama's. #WhatchyaKnowBoutMe

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

My Week 1 assassin made no effort at all, and quite frankly I'm kind of offended.

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

Do you think that zombie was a Slayer fan? Ya know...cause he was a....METAL HEAD! Huh? Huh? 😄 #TWD #TheWalkingDead

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

Can I like bring my dog to prom?

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

Mary eating an energy ball: "This isn't as horrible once you get over how bad it is."

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

When it's hours after your shift and there's still syrup in your hair. 😒😫😫#AreTheseDreadLocks #baristaproblems

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

"Just remember, there's no 'I' in squad."

[NCHS Social Studies @SS_NCHS]

NCHS Social Studies students showing their respect at the Healing Field of Honor #203pride

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

I came upstairs earlier to get my laundry and long story short, I just woke up from a two-hour nap.

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

...huh.

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

It's also just occurred to me how weird "senioritis" looks when spelled out.

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

I'd like to blame this on "senioritis " but if we're being real, I've had senioritis since seventh grade.

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

I'm still pretty convinced that summer vacation hasn't started yet, and I feel cheated.

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

Mom: "Nothing is cuter than a boy and his dog! Except maybe two dogs."

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

It's always fun to learn that the house you're babysitting in is haunted! Hahaha, how exciting! 😀😅😂😰😟

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

So it seems that I am locked out...,

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

"Friends come and go, but candy will always be sweet."-Cap'n K'nuckles #GreatLifeLessons

[Scout Schultz @schultz_scout]

Jenn: *under her breath, to herself* I forgot my lunch, I forgot my dignity....

[Mare of Geesetown @ammiright_lads]

Roll down hills, not up joints.

[Marissa Armstrong @rissyrox]

When u lax af @cahan_hunter