Drew Schultz

Admiral of #LoonsLifeboats

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

To recap, the last time @cburbs last won the @millsboysleague championship:
-Apple launched the IPhone that fall
-Matt Flynn (!) led LSU to a BCS Championship
-Dany Heatley scored 50 goals
-Lawrence Tynes (!!) walked off the Favre led Packers in the NFC Championship game

[Mills Boys League @millsboysleague]

Here is a message from your 2025 Mills League Champion, @cburbs

https://t.co/haxdSulgD2

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

I mean, the numbers don’t lie.

[Mills Boys League @millsboysleague]

According to our research department, this is the first time Drew has received a top 2 seed since 2019.

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

Death, taxes and…

[Mills Boys League @millsboysleague]

After a wild final weekend, the 2025 Mills Boys playoffs are officially set:

@schultzdrew narrowly edged @TedRud in the regular season finale to claim the #1 overall seed and a first round bye. Even with the L, Ted still slots in as the #2 seed & will get the first weekend off.

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

#LoonNoise

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

@millsboysleague AND CALVIN RIDLEY!!

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

So looked up the last time Eberflus went against Hurts as a HC…how do guys like this continue to get NFL jobs? Hurts killed you running the ball last time you played him. But you refuse to put a spy on him? Make it make sense.

[Mills Boys League @millsboysleague]

DRAFT DAY

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

A letter from the Pohlad family:

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

@BarstoolBigCat @CBSSports @truTV @TBSNetwork @tntsports Come on @BarstoolBigCat get with the program. Been doing it for years!! Cardboard over the scores FTW.

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

Loons lose. Seasons over #MNSports

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

#LoonNoise…

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

@Edizzle725

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

Hey @Edizzle725 …the empire throne doesn’t suit you

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

Hey @TedRud, now is not the week to be a hero 😂

[Mills Boys League @millsboysleague]

The other 3 playoff spots come down to

4. @schultzdrew 8-5
5. Burny 7-6
6. @patricim0 7-6
7. @TedRud 7-6
8. Dylan 6-7
9. @starr_chad 6-7

Drew and Ted face off in a pivotal matchup where Ted can play hero and potentially eliminate the reigning champ, extending the empire pot.

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

#LoonNoise

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

Teeing off on 14 when you told the wife you were only going to play 9…😂😂😂

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨😲🚙 #WATCH — Someone driving a Ford Bronco at a high rate of speed looks to have hit a golfer at Deerfield Golf Course, in Newark, DE.

(Via: dmoneyg22/reddit)

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

@millsboysleague back where it belongs 😁

[Drew Schultz @schultzdrew]

@millsboysleague @Edizzle725 @ebeling25 I will have no comment at this time.

Mistakes were made Friday night and I’m still in the process of figuring out how to salvage this shitshow