The Janitor

I just clean stuff

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

@CSchwartz18 Not the guy through four games, nor close.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Behold! A $100,000-dollar American missile, launched by a 20 million-dollar plane that flies at a cost of $6000 dollars/hour to kill people who live on less than $3 a day in Iran.
Meanwhile in America, Republican lawmakers believe that a $6.20 daily SNAP benefit providing food to a needy person is wasteful spending, so A BIG BEAUTIFUL ACT of legislation was passed to remedy that in order to bolster the economy of the greatest nation in the world. ~Jacob Lassiter

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

Larry Nance Jr’s shirt at tonight’s Cavs game

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

AUSTON TRUSTY SCORES FOR CELTIC 🇺🇸

A first European goal, and his second for the Hoops, on a pivotal night in Bologna. A special moment for a kid from Media, PA, stepping up when his 10-man team need it most 🍀

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Epic finish on both ends with Tyrese Maxey and VJ Edgecombe!
Sixers walkoff win

[The Janitor @schultzryan97]

@Browns @Flash_Garrett @NickChubb Cuccg c. C
9jmyv9dy k.9pjkk.0n y8. Orr

[DeMar DeRozan @DeMar_DeRozan]

Today is World Mental Health Day! Working everyday to seek out and appreciate moments of calm has been a big part of my mental health journey. Let's create a world where everyone feels safe to talk about their mental health struggles.

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

thank you for everything… especially this!

best of luck in retirement, Mike!

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it.

(Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)

[Auston Trusty @Auston_Trusty]

A season full of many highs and lows.
I’m proud to be part of such a historic club. Thank you to all the supporters.

Playing 32 Premier League games is something a kid from Media, PA could have only dreamt of.

Whatever the next season holds, I’ll be ready.

#TrustyTheProcess

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Holy shit @KyleNeubeck ETHERED @howardeskin 👀

(via @PHLY_Sixers)

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

John Tortorella delivered an impassioned @NHLFlyers press conference today, explaining his coaching philosophies and interactions with players.

A must-watch 90-seconds 🍿 https://t.co/8mvhOVvLBu

[BrooksGate @Brooks_Gate]

The slowest home run trot ever tracked in MLB history

On April 24, 2019, Rhys Hoskins had the slowest recorded home run trot ever at 34.2 seconds. The previous game, Mets pitchers had thrown 2 pitches near his head. This was his way to get back.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Glenn James from Getty got it. That's the one.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Score tied 105-105, here’s the full compilation of what Anthony Edwards just did in the final ~minute to secure the victory for Minnesota

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

After careful thought and consideration I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until @ReggieBush gets his trophy back. Doesn’t sit right with my morals and values that he can’t be on that stage with us every year. Reggie IS the Heisman trophy.

Do the RIGHT thing @NCAA the ball is in your court.

Much love

JM2