Evan Schulz

Sports and roller coasters and stuff

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@ZippinPackers No. It's not daily. Not even close.

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@AAARPGodess @TylerSebreezy Except they're not. And if you had a brain you'd realize that.

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@PoochieWho @TylerSebreezy You're an idiot.

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

Hockey is the greatest sport on the planet.

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

GMDW better be on the phone as we speak.

#CBJ

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

BREAKING: Dylan Larkin requests trade from Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC. #LGRW https://t.co/G5kokwnGQL

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@PuckReportNHL @FriedgeHNIC

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@bobbysabi I wouldn't say they're lifeless... Because I wouldn't say rattling like the wheels are squares isn't lifeless

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@SF_FiestaTexas It's a nice sentiment but dog $500? Lmao

[Cleveland Monsters @monstershockey]

all the best, Stan!! 🙌

best of luck back home with @HCKometa!! 🏠

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@rukasumiii @USGBUpdates It literally follows the same format as all of their logos lmao

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@cavs What about turnovers? Leads given up? Analytical wins?

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@Coaster101 @UniversalORL Doing my first one next weekend!

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

WELL DESERVED!!!!! CONGRATS ZACH!

#CBJ

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

THE BEST DMAN IN THE NHL! 💥

Zach Werenski's taking home the Norris Trophy!

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@wheelersalad @insideuniversal @UniversalORL Yeah so actually that doesn't take affect until July so yes. This right here is exactly why there shouldn't be express.

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@cavs Should gift him a new job with a different organization

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

Thanks for everything Myles. Go win a Super Bowl... God I hate the Browns.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

We have traded Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams for Jared Verse and three future draft picks

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

If the Cleveland Browns had it their way they would just line up all their fans and k*ll them

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

What... What the fuck are we doing?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

I've come to realize he may have been right about the #CBJ... But the dude is still just the absolute softest and laziest "superstar"

[Stu Cowan @StuCowan1]

Patrik Laine confirms he wasn’t injured at end of season #Habs

[Evan Schulz @schulz_EvanCP]

@BS_Cleveland Gonna trade him to LA for LeBron