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My handsome, Mr. Bruce Wayne.

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Whenever my boyfriend and I fight, he tries to buy my love and affection with food. Tonight I’m getting Taco Bell and I’m not complaining.

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

this is a photo of my great grandmother (1960), she was a passionate womens rights activist. she never stopped fighting for change, she refused to be silenced, and she inspires me every day ❤️ i love you grandma

[Steeps @Steeps_Reborn]

Not one word after the initial greeting from my uber driver. Not ONE. Easiest 5 star I've ever given.

[schum✌🏼️ @schumanisms]

Remember: makeup was intended to enhance your features…not change your face.

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Don’t fuck him. 😅

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You meet your 13 year old self, but you can only tell them 3 words. What do you say and why?

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Stoned at the dog park = pure enjoyment.

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

I picked a bad night to stop sniffing glue.

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I curved my depression just for my ADHD to go into hyperdrive. So I’m still a piece of shit, just a fast one.

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No shave HOEvember.

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Simba’s wife, Nala, is also Lucas Scott’s mother, Karen. 🤯

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DISC assessment results > horoscopes.

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@Steeps_Reborn It’s ASMR.

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There’s nothing closer to tweaking than trying to rearrange your apartment.

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Is anyone else a complete unproductive blob when they’re sick?

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Praying I have the patience to keep this manifestation thing going.

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It’s uncomfortable to hear a couple use first names instead of “babe/baby”. Like do y’all even like each other??

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me Fall Foliage
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Pretty but dying inside

[Trevor @atsymboltrevor]

“But isn’t it kind of sad for Tom Brady’s career to end like this?” No I am a hater

[alannntho @alannntho]

McRibs is fucking disgusting.