Michael

husband, cat dad, throwback uniform enthusiast

[Michael @schumerzzz]

@OMagicGuru What could we possibly have offered that made them take Naz Reid and some picks

[Michael @schumerzzz]

That’s all it took for Lamelo?!?? Weltman was sleepy this morning huh????

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

he’s like a friend i worry about

[#ParmidaFC @samarihoops]

Caleb vs Corbin #LoveIslandUSA

[Michael @schumerzzz]

Is this bad

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The Pirates are the only MLB team in the last 50 years to have the tying run on 3rd with 0 outs in the 9th inning 2 games in a row but lose both games.

[Dr. Magic Panda @magicpanda_703]

Christian’s need to stop grooming children.

[Michael @schumerzzz]

Wearing an anti-lgbtq+ shirt isn’t changing anybody’s sexuality. It just makes it so obvious that you’re obsessed.

Nobody has to know who you hate. Keep that nasty ass shit to yourself please!

[🇵🇹🇨🇮🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇪 @4PFiShaq]

Gabe deadass locked in midseason & improved his English just for whole villa to backdoor him

[Michael @schumerzzz]

Who on earth voted for Sincere and Melanie lmfao explain that to me like I’m 5

[Huncho Hoops @HunchoHoops]

Coach Sweeney Not Messing Around

“We’re gonna be prepared, attentive, I’m gonna listen to you guys as much as I talk to you…now how I talk to you might be different from how I listen to your asses”

“We’re gonna hold ourselves to a high standard, the bars gonna be set high and we plan on meeting that bar”

[ℵ 🇫🇷🇨🇮🇸🇳 @nicktharula]

It's not ethical but boy can he put the ball in the cup

[Michael @schumerzzz]

@KOT4Q

[Michael @schumerzzz]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

Get wrecked loser

[Robert ⚾ @Giants55]

Getting ready for July 4th like..

[Matt 🛒 @EastPointMadeMe]

Barack aint been president in 3 terms yet they still disrespecting him & his wife... he really broke the racists in this country. He was their worst nightmare 🤣

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Skip Bayless unfortunately painted the corner at 101 m.p.h. with “Victim Wembanyama”

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Spurs led game 1 by 14 points

Spurs led game 2 by 12 points

Spurs led game 3 by 12 points

Spurs led game 4 by 29 points

Spurs led game 5 by 16 points

[Michael @schumerzzz]

Thinking about the Deland Fish House

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

you know whats crazy Fox should have done what JR did and JR should have done what Fox did