Lucas Schumacher

Luke 3:6

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

I had a really good meme, but it was deleted.

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Anyone know how covid19 is? Ain’t heard from him in like 3 days.

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

@megalysec Can’t spell it though

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

@jweldon24 Leave the fireworks to Paul

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The only way to start 4th of July

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

@Jacobwolf106 know what day it is? Happy international firefighters day!
I know you got some cooler pics so let’s see em

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

@_coltonday I agree

[Kelly Etten @kjetten22]

Can we make this go viral in the AG world? #plant2020

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Learned two things today:

1-The average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks a week.

2-I am finally above average on something.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Please @realDonaldTrump don’t forget our American ranchers during this corona-crisis. While consumers are scrambling to buy beef at high prices, our ranchers are being screwed and undercut by the multinational meat packers. We need our American ranchers more than ever! Please!

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Anyone got any friends with the coronavirus? That sounds cooler then a 2019 re-run

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Joe Biden keeps saying he’s going to “beat Trump like a drum” in the general election

Let me get this straight, he’s going to beat Trump but, in Iowa, he can’t even beat:

A former, small-town mayor

A fake Native-American

And an aging communist

🤔

[Grain Cart Guy @graincartguy]

If Nancy Pelosi was a combine she would be a Gleaner

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Death toll of coronavirus- <200
society- complete uproar

Death toll of communism- Millions
Snowflakes-lets try this one out

[Pete Ricketts @PeteRicketts]

You are invited to join Nebraskans across the state as we pray to end abortion on this Statewide Day of Prayer.

Prayer points from @nebfamily can be found here: https://t.co/ClzKZ4GTBY

#prolife

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

@JustinDShields7 I don’t think this year that would have been useful for us. Pretty sure an ice cube in a tire ain’t gonna stop a fire.

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

I can’t buy chew so I thought wth let’s try to quit bought a can of grinds (coffee pouches) nope gotta be 21 for that too. So if you see me walking around with a can of Maxwell House mind your own damn business.

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Iran ain’t gonna know what to do when trump sends a bunch of pissed off 18 year olds who ain’t had a cigarette in 2 weeks

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Back in my day when I was 18 still living with my parents I could buy a can of chew. Now I’m older, 20 and 8 months to be exact, I can’t. Bogus!

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Can’t wait for the impeachment process to be done so my social media can go back to farm news, memes, and for some reason recently frequent pregnancy announcements.

[Lucas Schumacher @schumluc]

Spooky szn is long done. Christmas szn is upon us. But why is it still harvest szn?

[Justin Felisko @jfelisko]

Two-time World Champion J.B. Mauney still has his right arm in a sling, but says X-rays were negative. He is planning on riding during R1 of the @PBR World Finals Wednesday night.