jules

escalator survivor

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Mitch McConnell looks like the alien from Men in Black who wears people’s skin

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I would do fucking anything to be able to hear redbone for the first time again

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A guy walks up to you at a bar and opens with “hypothetical question?” wyd

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Imagine going to the ER and the doctor asks your star sign and starts bringing out crystals and shit

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Wondering if somebody is wearing a mask in air quality typa way or a covid typa way

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Can we crowd fund a research project that ensures Phoebe Waller-Bridge lives forever

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No matter how bad life gets I just thank god I’m not in the throes of puberty

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@BrodyRosser me

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#NewProfilePic

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#RoyalFamily :)

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Got so high one time I thought my friend got reincarnated as a UE Boom 2

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Looks like Queen Elizabeth just faked her death and is doing drag for the coronation

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Thinking about that time in grade 3 that i went was out of town for a funeral and somehow it got around that my great uncle died and everybody made me a big card and they felt so bad except I had never really met him before he died so I had to pretend to be sad

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Comment on random people’s photos “omg I can’t even tell which eye is real”

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

sorry not medieval but i can't stop thinking about this 25,000 year old cave painting of a woman

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Mb

[Jaxon Osmosis @RealBallFacts]

If the queen dies all the blame goes to this individual

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Girls be paying thousands of dollars to get the kind of juicy luscious lips that Al Capone had for free 👀👄

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Everytime I get too high I think this is the time where I finally have a marijuana induced psychotic break and I’ve opened Pandora’s box of mental illness but then it’s fine lol

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Nightmare sex playlist

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So glad I’m not in grade 9 or some shit rn