Ryan Schuster

[Red Sox @RedSox]

THIS TEAM.

[Return Of ŠMØŁŁ @1stRoundSmoll]

@barstoolsports i deadass miss the days when we would cheat and it would work

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-gyms
-dive bars
-hottest women in the world
-Costco
-Home Depot
-NFL Sundays
-Chili’s Happy Hour
-firefighters who show up in 30 seconds at 2AM
-nurses who save 10 lives a week they don’t know
-military who stop 100 terrorist attacks a day so we can enjoy dinner parties/laugh our asses off at comedy shows
-you and your wife can drink 3 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Chris Stapleton concert
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country

God bless America. Greatest nation to ever exist :)

[FakeHistoryPodcasts @kendal0571]

@PaulBrown_UK Just to confirm, you're saying that there's no Scotland & no party? Could you put that in song?

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

A similar thing happened to me. I was at a game with a bunch of buddies and took my shirt off and was getting the crowd hype. They gave me 2 warnings and said if I took me shirt off I would be kicked out.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

When I went tarps off on the monster in 2025, I was told if I did it again I would be kicked out 😭

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@poulosnick_ He’s first out the pen. I got Pedro going 8 and him closing.

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

Red Sox lineup by June 1st:
1. Yoshida
2. Nick Polous
3. Story (for some reason)
4. Trout (I guess)
5. Wally
6. Jared Carrabis
7. Me
8. Garret Crochet
9. Alex Cora

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@poulosnick_ I’ll take tbd, yoshida, and gasper any day of the week

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@poulosnick_ Let’s just have fun bro.

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@poulosnick_ Better record than the Mets!!!

[Rob Bradford @bradfo]

Woke up to a text from a former Red Sox player who summed up Saturday's moves: 'It's like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.'

[Alex @ac13alex]

Happy!
😊

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@N8_Tags @OASeniorRec Tagsy it was an honor. Good luck at the next level.

[Senior Rec 2K25 @OASeniorRec]

Just like that the 2026 season is over. From our favorite reclasses Aj and Ryan failing to dunk to the unforgettable Rj legacy game, it’s been an honor to be apart of such a prestigious league. Best of luck to the next generation. Comish Tags signing off✌️#EastonRec #NielsGlasses

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@OASeniorRec How will the clocks changing affect the way these boys shoot tomorrow?

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@OASeniorRec 🙌🍻

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@OASeniorRec What about the oa game?

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@OASeniorRec League MVP RJ Schuster and the boys over at team tags/bald kid are getting hot at the right time. I could see them making a deep run in the playoffs this year. Whole league better watch out.

[Ryan Schuster @schuster_rj]

@OASeniorRec RJ Schuster