Brian

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@chloeferb The smell 🤌

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

hbd willem

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@ColoradoDOT Started moving all in the back!

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@wenter2420 @DianaHu42465710 @ColoradoDOT Will it said 12 minutes over an hour ago, not accurate.

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@DaveGlaser @ColoradoDOT Saw a drone fly by 30 minutes ago, maybe they’ll upload video or images

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@DianaHu42465710 @mountainssg @ColoradoDOT Hey yall 👋🏻 😢

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Went to Target with my 11 month old in Encinitas. For doing the bare minimum of shopping, apparently makes you a king to the 30+ athleisure women 👑

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Thinking about the absolute stranglehold that Akon had on my college partying days playlists

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Goddammit I don’t want WW3 yet

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Eating a homemade sandwich to your exact specifications surrounded by chips on a paper towel hits like no other

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Aside from my family, my greatest joy is a trip to Aldi with an IKEA bag

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@Meggleberries @indeed

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Anyone else have 1 wild ass eyebrow hair that is bleach white and grows wayyy too long?

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@RSherman_25 👁️ of Ra 🧊 is pretttty fkn dope

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Some say society’s downfall started with Harambe. While escalatory, I argue shit fell off earlier, with this:

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@MarylandMudflap Never won’t like me some wet heat

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Had time to roll around in grass and generally frolic with my pooch. Experiencing the smell, grit, slobber. Amazing.

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DJIA +109, PHX temp 109. Dope

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Was there a secret meeting in the mid 90’s where all Millennial girls decided on that particular handwriting font?