Simon Flöter

For hire • Illustrator • Designer

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@KristenRadtke @verge Jeez it’s crammed in here… but let me also throw my hat into the fire. https://t.co/Hrzj7ryPvJ

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@StudioBaldwin 👋
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@taaryn_b Thank you, very helpful!

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@DanielGenser Happy birthday! I have a similar nostalgia thing going with a Melvins record. It’s the sound of when birthdays still seemed like a big deal I guess.

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Me: Can you replace my iPadPro Battery? @Coolblue_NL: For €150 we will replace the whole tablet with the same model! Me: Oh great here it is! @Coolblue_NL: Oh it's slightly bent, now replacement will be €670

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A digital painting about why I'm not leaving my comfort zone.

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@vivianhsuharp Bit of a late reply but I was just researching that exact thing so your tweet came up. I have bad news for you...

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Als je ingeschreven staat bij @KVK_NL, dan liggen je privégegevens op straat. Het online delen daarvan is een standaard onderdeel van intimidatiecampagnes geworden. Dit moet stoppen! @MonaKeijzer bescherm onze gegevens beter! #GeenSchietschijf https://t.co/WUbUvHz7XB

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@DanielGenser I agree and would love to see that! However the pessimist in me feels like the pandemic has actually promoted egocentrism and exclusivity and so I don’t really see people changing their idea of parties. I hope I’m wrong though!

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@DanielGenser Are you nerdbaiting? Do you even know what to do if one bites?

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@erikinternet Hi Erik, a bit late to the party but here goes: Name's Simon, I am an Illustrator (https://t.co/HM6pOWLeWO) and Designer (https://t.co/N88ZdMBNxd) in Amsterdam, The Netherlands

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@DanielGenser I would be willing let this one go: “The curfew doesn’t affect me! I’m chained up in a psychopaths basement and will be murdered before morning anyway”

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When you celebrate that you're done with that 2020 #ShitShow, but 2021 is already out of #toilet paper. #HappyNewYear2021

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#HappyHolidays everyone, just do what you can to enjoy yourself, no one else is going to do it for you. #ChristmasJumperDay is a hoax. #StayAtHome #StaySafe

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Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

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What’s the greatest evil of our time? Is it #BlackFriday or #satan?

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@DanielGenser That is a great idea! Can I take it a step further and both candidates are kidnapped and put into a simulated world where because of the close results they have to govern the country together as a team.

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@DanielGenser Is it related to the phenomena of people asking 'How are you' but not expecting an honest answer and if they get one anyway they just smile and nod as if they are in unendurable pain?