Schweitz

I don't like Steve

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In Australia, his name is Stephen Fuck

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

"If you don't play it dead serious, you're not going to get the comedy out of it"

Stephen Root talks to Rolling Stone about his greatest roles, from Wyck on 'Widow's Bay' to Milton in 'Office Space' and more.
https://t.co/dEz2eZszod

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@ayroned Gramatica torn acl

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Typical SEC couple

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I'm the king of rock, there is none higher

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

🗣️WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC OPENING RAP LINE EVER?

We asked and rap fans answered 👀

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"Call me? Ishmael"
*flirting at the Moby Dick convention

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@AndrewHilaryUS Im only 1 book in. Its great

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@abram_facts This is worse than your office space take. It unfortunately uptown funk

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Giant's players wrote Bible verses on their hats because of this gay rhetoric

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump on the Prime Minister of India: Look at this man. He's the most beautiful looking man, he's so nice, he's like an angel. He looks so good. He's very tough

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Compiler @LeBatardShow

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

What a gift to see Lionel Messi play in a record SIX World Cups 🐐

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@TheWapplehouse @WrestlerHauser @ryhanbeard 👀

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@zak_toscani @ayroned Zak does it too

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@ayroned I do that but to business that used to be on my delivery route

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The auto subtitles for "knicks" ...

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed almost had to fire his cameraman for nearly ending his stream after accidentally saying "Green Apples" 😭

- "green apples" is a secret code word to his cameraman or technical team to discreetly end his livestream

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Instead of attack dogs, the police should have dogs that run up and give playful licks and jumpies to de-escalate situations

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@ComplicitLenny @pmarca

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@WUTangKids

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I dont know about you but jeopardizing the integrity of MMA is where I finally draw a line with the Trumps. Thats the ONE thing I can't look the other way about.

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@Drugotz790thejo We did that years ago and found a baby racoon absolutely screaming on our balcony. Every neighborhood racoon exclusively shit on that balcony

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"Wemby shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!"