"What was your major in college?"
"Youth and Family Ministry."
"Oh! So, are you going to be ...like... a real pastor someday?"
Me: *insert blinking white guy gif* https://t.co/oSLp8AnJXI
At the @ChicagoBears-Packers game tomorrow: A Chicago style hot chocolate.
Hot cocoa infused with Malört and Amaretto, topped with toasted Salted Caramel Marshmallows from @XOXOmarshmallow.
Malört!!!!
(📸 by @LevyRestaurants)
Jurassic Park needs to stop making sequels and start making spinoffs. Stop just showing me people fighting dinosaurs. I want to see a velociraptor that’s trying to make it on Broadway.