Alaskan Cattleman

my mom left when I was a kid, so now I’m a cowboy

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

Having a nephew is the greatest thing ever

[Seven @TimAnderson7]

This Shit Don’t Matter 😂

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

I’m not worried about no damn coronavirus, I’ve had the millervirus for years

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

After being here for 3 weeks and working 12 hour days, 7 days a week, I found time to take a picture with the town sign.

Side note, this picture was taken at 1030 at night.

[Makayla 🤍 @MakaylaDawn813]

Find you someone that looks at you the way @MorganWallen looks at @HardyMusic

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

Don’t have any human decency either

[🏌🏿 @kierondbd]

Cartoons predict everything like wth RIP Kobe🙏🏿

[Tyler Werner @punchy4life]

“Keep a tight grip on the steering wheel and both eyes on the road “

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

Waffle House is just redneck hibachi

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

Honestly the the worst decision I’ve made

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

Fuck Jimmy Pesto

[Alaskan Cattleman @schwiftybuck]

When drake said “workin on the weekend like usual”...... I felt that

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

1. Simply pointing out whether someone is left or right wing isn't winning the argument.
2. If a joke is good enough, it can be enjoyed by anyone.
3. It's not all about you.
4. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

finally it’s YOUR time to shine wya Solider?????????????

[. @prettybright__]

me on the phone informing my nco, platoon sgt, 1SG, and commander that I will not be participating in ww3 because I’m pregnant

[Clemson Football @ClemsonFB]

CLEMSON IS GOING BACK TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

What. A. Game.

Go Tigers.

#ALLIN

[Clemson Football @ClemsonFB]

“Go to work. Do what you've got to do.” - John Simpson

#CFBPlayoff || #ALLIN