Will Willis

[Josh Larky @jlarkytweets]

Player Takes After 5 Games (Very Serious)

Jahmyr Gibbs - Clear 1.01 playing like the 1.01

Kenneth Walker - Prime Christian McCaffrey, including the injury risk

Jaylen Warren - Prime Christian McCaffrey when Rico Dowdle is hurt

Christian McCaffrey - No longer Christian McCaffrey

Josh Allen - If you asked Claude to build a fantasy friendly QB in a lab

Bijan Robinson - Possibly not human

Drake London - Why Michael Penix has a job

Brock Bowers - Would be WR3 in fantasy points per game, somehow TE-eligible in fantasy football

Puka Nacua - Prime Antonio Brown, including the off-field concerns

Derrick Henry - Still Derrick Henry

Christian Watson - Wet dream Jameson Williams season

Jameson Williams - Having a typical Jameson Williams season

Matthew Golden - Possibly also Jameson Williams

Luther Burden - Wish he was Jameson Williams

Jaxon Smith-Njigba - Might actually be god

Colston Loveland - Expected fantasy points poster child on 1-4 fantasy teams

Chuba Hubbard - Bell cow in a good offense

Omarion Hampton - Wish his name was Ollie Gordon

Jaylen Waddle - Might have bonked Sean Payton's wife

Travis Etienne - Might have bonked Kellen Moore's wife

Emeka Egbuka - Might have bonked Baker Mayfield's wife

Malik Nabers - Fantasy WR1 when you decide to bench him

Tyler Shough - Josh Allen when he has an easy matchup

Michael Wilson - What we all wanted Marvin Harrison Jr. to be

Caleb Williams - Josh Allen with bad hamstrings and a cannon that never quite shoots straight

George Kittle - Doctors should study and clone his achilles

Patrick Mahomes - Doctors should study and clone his ACL

Dalton Kincaid - Still Dalton Kincaid

Drake Maye - Jekyll and Hyde

Jadarian Price - Trent Richardson

Emanuel Wilson - Actually Jadarian Price

Trey McBride - Wish you drafted Brock Bowers after all, huh?

Brian Robinson - 15th in the entire NFL in TDs

Jeremiyah Love - How you would expect a RB taken 3rd overall on the Cardinals to perform

RJ Harvey - James White on the Broncos

Tetairoa McMillan - Calvin Johnson whenever Jalen Coker misses a game

Chris Olave - The one good WR who wears a guardian cap

Rhamondre Stevenson - Inevitable

Jayden Daniels - Should we just amputate his left arm?

Kyler Murray - Might be J.J. McCarthy in a short suit

D'Andre Swift - RB13 in points per game

Kyle Monangai - RB15 in points per game

Brock Purdy - Natural immunity to the electrical substation?

Kalif Raymond - Still Kalif Raymond

Kyren Williams - Designed in a lab to only appeal to film guys

Garrett Wilson - Unlocked by Geno Smith

Saquon Barkley - 5.1 yards per carry is the best way to cope if you drafted him

Justin Herbert - Clearly distracted by his home life

Kirk Cousins - Jameis Winston

Jameis Winston - Looked rocky, but he's still Jameis Winston

Ja'Marr Chase - Turned into Tee Higgins?

Tee Higgins - Still Tee Higgins

Isaiah Likely - Trey McBride with a worse PR team

Jonah Coleman - That injured guy we all spent too much FAAB on

Aaron Jones - 25 touches a game with Jordan Mason out

Cam Skattebo - The memes get less funny when he has only 1 TD on 91 touches

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

Mike Ditka, gen Z legend as a soccer coach.

[Justin Spears @JustinESports]

Mike Ditka in Kicking and Screaming will always be one of my favorite movie cameos. He was the best part of the movie. RIP to a legend.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Robert Duvall vs Mike Ditka in “Kicking & Screaming” will always be funny

RIP Legends

[Dodgers Tailgate @DodgersTailgate]

AND HE GETS IT!! 2-RUN SINGLE PUTS THE DODGERS UP 3-1 IN THE 7TH!!

[MLB @MLB]

Whoa. #OpeningDay 🔊

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

"We're young men, we're not ready to die."
Kevin Cosgrove, one of the hardest 911 calls to listen to; his scream at the end as he disconnects is unbelievable

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Will Willis @schwilllissssss]

@LiaLabowe Happy birthday!

[Will Willis @schwilllissssss]

@PepperSterling Happy birthday

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

CAM CANNARELLA HAS TURNED INTO WILLIE MAYS AS HE MAKES AN ABSOLUTELY INSANE CATCH TO SAVE CLEMSON’S SEASON 😳🔥

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

I keep trying to go to sleep but I can’t stop watching this play fr.

[Will Willis @schwilllissssss]

@DodgersNation Philly

[Doug McKain @DMAC_LA]

The Dodgers clinch the NL pennant at home for the first time since 1988.

The dream matchup is happening. Dodgers vs. Yankees for the 12th in MLB history and the first time since 1981.

Great day for LA, great day for baseball.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Yo this is wild 😭

A group of white men attacked a black security guard after the security asked them to move their pontoon boat so the big Harriot can dock. They refused to & attacked the security guard.

A group of black men seen & went defend him by beating the white men 💯🙌🏾

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This video will be studied by historians:

[Mike Oz @mikeoz]

I gave the Manny Machado rant the "Hit 'Em Up" remix it deserves.

[Connor Griffin @Connorgriffin06]

Kings in the north(east) #fdb

[Richard Jefferson @Rjeff24]

Ohhhhh this got me!!!!! 🤣😂🤣�