Craig Schwipps

Writer. Skills Trainer. Optimist. Gamer. Superhero.

[Craig Schwipps @schwipps_c]

I’ll forgive you. Forget you. The end. -BB

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Faith fell short this time, your smile fades in the summer. Raise your hand in mine I’ll leave when I wanna

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this joke has probably been done before. But I liked drawing it. #webcomics #comicswithcraig @MCRofficial hope you like it. #fingerscrossed #itsnotjustaphase

[Craig Schwipps @schwipps_c]

"Please save me
Don't let my anxiety erase me
All my demons coming out to face me
I keep on running so they never take me
This daydream. It plagues me
Everything is blurry and it's hazy
The sun ain't shining, everything is shady
Why does everyone I love betray me?
It changed me."

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What up Twitter. Long time no see

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True love is giving your significant other the chaser first when you hit that shot of tequila. #gettingschwippfaced

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@teddieGram_ 😊😊😊

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Ellie napping like a champ. Love my little floof.

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I have one more week left in my 20s. And then I have to start wearing loafers, playing golf and eating healthier.

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Alright. I need to get something off my chest. I don’t watch horror movies because I like to be scared. I watch them because I love judging people and the dumb decisions they make that lead to their demise. It’s fun.

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Current song obsession on repeat: Basement Noise by @AllTimeLow. Please go listen to their newest album.

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I know I’m getting old when it brings me so much joy to grill out and listen to a country music playlist on @Spotify while I do so. Next thing you know I’ll be wearing loafers and... golfing competitively

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@teddieGram_ Not for cheese stuffed crust pizza mine don’t. Ya gotta believe!!

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@AJuggernaut Thank you ❤️I hope I didn’t peak with this joke.

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Her (drinking a 2005 red wine from California that has a variety of berries mixed in): this is good. What’d you get?
Me (drinking skim milk because too much wine gives me heartburn: this is a white.

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A Day To Remember: Resentment [OFFICIAL VIDEO] https://t.co/6M7noe9BGa @adtr listen to it now everyone.

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@teddieGram_ Go for it 😊

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Alright twitter. Who wants to help me get the next greatest children’s book published?? Hook an aspiring author up. #kidsbooks #LearningNeverStops #storytime

[Craig Schwipps @schwipps_c]

“I’ll follow you out of the dark. I tried it my way but I keep falling apart. I’ll follow you with all of my heart. I’m tired of my ways cause I keep falling apart.” @paparoach