Jeff Pesos

Horrible taste in music

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

What’s taking Mamdani so long to implement Sharia Law? All he’s been doing is opening parks, fixing potholes, freezing rent etc.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

The Naked Brothers Band has refused to denounce Hamas

[mark normand @marknorm]

Something to think about

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

I want to preface my answer with how much I personally disagreed with him

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

Accidentally put too much cologne on now I’m Armenian for the night.

[dj candy @huggopeacelove]

I fill her up - balloons 😀

[Bill @ClintonsBurner]

At the casino throwing craps overhand

[mark normand @marknorm]

Need some money, might kill my 3 kids real quick

[cyphur @cyphur_]

Fuck man I just saw someone fucking explode tonight I fucking hate Jersey

[i. @Pacino13__]

smoking on that shit that made sabado #GIGANTE

[Kyle Mangione-Smith @gay_kyle2]

Bro have you ever tried listening to tame and paula after you smoked weed

[mariam @notkhouly]

i find it so funny when regular ass people have a torn ACL

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check

[sim @thrtysvnth]

italy has two religions

[IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork]

It's actually pronounced "jaslight", and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

blue eyes white uncle

[Aaron @FeedTheSpud]

How can you promise that? Doesn’t even have wings.