Science Humor

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I told a chemistry joke, there was no reaction.

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Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine.

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If a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

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How often do I like jokes about chemistry? Periodically.

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A chemistry lab is like a big party. Some drop the acid, while others drop the base.

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Luke, use the mass times acceleration.

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The names Bond.... Ionic Bond.
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Biology, the only science where division and multiplication mean the same thing.

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "for you, no charge. "

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You are living, you occupy space, you have mass. You matter.

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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

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Never trust an atom, they make everything up.

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You're so hot you denature my proteins.

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A funny gas?
He he he

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How do you organize a space party? You plan it.

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You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.