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I walked here

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Hunger Games Synopsis
Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared
Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me

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Sick of cleaning men's piss off the toilet. Would rather be cleaning their brains off the wall

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If I'd gotten teen pregnant I could be passing my son around the milf manor like a blunt right now. There but for the grace of God go I

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.

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One year closer to the inevitable twink death of the universe

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

[Del @TheCartelDel]

This recent BiliBili video of a guy motion capturing a robot straight into his own balls is gonna be such useful metaphor in the future tbh

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

artificial intelligence? you mean an econ degree?

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@moorehn I swear it's this

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
four calling birds
three French hens
two turtle doves
and a Partridge in a pear tree!

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made

[queereotype ☻ @thatqueerkiwi]

brb gotta go show this to a pro-lifer to make them care about climate change

[#HBL25😁 @HOTBOYLEEKS]

Remember that trend where yall uploaded your pictures to ChatGPT to make you cartoons?😀😀

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Not now kitten, daddy's in her luteal phase

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Bongripper? Check out this Bon Gripper send tweet

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet

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The nipples of barrel-chested men point slightly outward with preylike vigilance, whereas the high, forward-facing nipples of the twink suggest ambush predation,

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Same :(

[sam @sam_d_1995]

if you think about it, it’s kind of crazy how so many people expect scarce public land to be used for free car storage rather than things actually beneficial for society like housing, parks, hospitals or libraries

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

Suburban sprawl turns humans into sociopaths, and the funny thing is -- they wholeheartedly agree.

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@bethbourdon @DavidMa15476637 @iAnonPatriot

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@JustCall_MeJo Good for him (sobbing)