Science Jokes

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@johnlegend + Immunology = a butt tattoo of basic units of conversion. #scijokes

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@ShawnMendes + Epidemiology = a tramp stamp of Pythagoras winking. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix Psychobiology with @TheChainsmokers? random signs taped to your back when you're not looking. #scijokes

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@PanicAtTheDisco + Informatics = more power than you can possibly imagine. #scijokes

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Biostatistics + @theweeknd = all the cis peoples' digits. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix Proteomics with @BigSean? an uncontrollable urge to twerk? #nahmgood #scijokes

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@KeithUrban + Sociology = neck tattoos of basic theorems. #scijokes

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@BIGBABYDRAM + Material Sciences = all the ladies' digits. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix @DierksBentley with Analytical Chemistry? a confused look from your mum & dad. #scijokes

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Pharmaceutical Chemistry + LilUziVert = an invitation to do... um, 'cool' things? LOLJKNO #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix @theweeknd with Bioengineering? free birth control. #scijokes

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Organic Chemistry + @shakira = torrential projectile vomit from all directions. #scijokes

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@BrunoMars + Biophysics = all the cis peoples' digits. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix @imjmichaels with Genetics? a butt tattoo of basic units of conversion. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix @Jason_Aldean with Bacteriology? brains AND a date this weekend. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix Geology with @LukeBryanOnline? a slightly more useful degree in humanities. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix Organic Chemistry with @Drake? your butt kicked. - <3 The Real World. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix @Adele with Bioinformatics? more questions than answers, really. #scijokes

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@charlieputh + Nanotechnology = a confused look from your mum & dad. #scijokes

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What do you get when you mix Virology with @carrieunderwood? some very disappointed teenagers. #scijokes