samantha

pan dulce y cafecito

[RLAlexander @rlalexander12]

This is brutal. Accurate as hell but brutal.

[samantha @sciencysam]

@loothifer You like chicken nuggets though

[samantha @sciencysam]

I’m a firm believer in the taxi cab theory and I have 3 green lit cabs waiting for me to get in 😛

[samantha @sciencysam]

@loothifer New chat background

[samantha @sciencysam]

Me because it’s been up since before Halloween

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Who the fuck takes down their tree the day after Christmas? Enjoy your life a little bit for christ’s sake.

[samantha @sciencysam]

Told my brother I’m going to watch hamnet tomorrow and he starts crying….im scared to watch this movie now

[samantha @sciencysam]

But do you have love your bestie enough to have their titties as your background 😌

[samantha @sciencysam]

There’s an entire book about this and honestly it’s so true.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

Texan boyfriend just explained that we aren't allowed to have an August-born child, because that child will be the youngest in their class and therefore, when they play sports, will be smaller than all the other kids and therefore will have a harder time.

Is this seriously the shit you guys think about? He's not joking either. I genuinely don't know what to do with this.

Planning kids around them playing football is so America-coded though lmao. 😂

[samantha @sciencysam]

Me af

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Texas A&M fans rn https://t.co/P10Y0kC4Gl

[samantha @sciencysam]

@tcas25 I really don’t lol

[samantha @sciencysam]

I blocked him.

[samantha @sciencysam]

My thirst trap was a little too strong. Why is this man saying I’m his kids step mom now 🫢

[samantha @sciencysam]

My thirst trap was a little too strong. Why is this man saying I’m his kids step mom now 🫢

[samantha @sciencysam]

When we went for it on 4th and 12 😉

[Drew @Drewtamu]

At what point in the game did you *truly* believe the comeback was on?

[samantha @sciencysam]

Fell in love at the Aggie game. He was shirtless chugging beer, drunk, dipping. 😍 but I lost him after the game. I miss my husband 😩

[samantha @sciencysam]

I be sending out “hey baby” texts like it’s my job 🫡

[samantha @sciencysam]

@tcas25 😒

[samantha @sciencysam]

@loothifer Can I have your number?

[samantha @sciencysam]

Watch video on the construction of floating platforms in the ocean.

[samantha @sciencysam]

Today someone came out the graveyard 🥰

[samantha @sciencysam]

@loothifer I would never