Mike Scimeca

Loan Officer NMLS ID 2006655

[Mike Scimeca @Scimeca2]

Self love, self respect, self motivation.

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

Breaking news:

@MerriamWebster has announced that the word “Good” will be removed from any future printing of the dictionary

[Bryant @SullyBusiness]

My biggest parenting tip:

Just buy more car seats.

You don’t need to be moving car seats back and forth between cars.

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Phillies Team Offensive Ranks in August:

Runs: 2nd (122)
Hits: 3rd (199)
Doubles: 2nd (44)
RBIs: 2nd (119)
Walks: 1st (99)
Strikeouts: 30th (122)
AVG: 2nd (.283)
OBP: 1st (.370)
SLG: 5th (.430)
OPS: 3rd (.800)

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

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[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Drove my teenager 20mins to practice. Total silence, her choice. On minute 19 she said "you're like the only person I can be quiet with." Been thinking about that all day.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

99.5% ain't 100%

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Checking in on Braves Reddit

[Mike Scimeca @Scimeca2]

@mccrystal_alex !!!

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

What are the odds that Aaron Nola and Andrew Painter would have the exact same stat line this week?

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

Genuinely wtf is the point of leaving the tail on the shrimp in a pasta dish

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

A 61 with two bogeys is nasty.

[Hunter Brody @Brodes81]

Don Mattingly is an awful manager

[Michaela Bennett @MichaelaB_22]

I’ll take “things I’ve never seen before” for 500 please.

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

arguably the best Boston post ever

[khalifa @_0Nestor]

Bro looks like he just discovered his opinion counts in this marriage 😂😂

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

Some people will gaslight you into believing that Bohm’s RBI’s matter.

They don’t.

He’s a horrendous baseball player.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hotels letting you in at 4pm but kicking you out at 10am is one of the most accepted scams in travel.

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

Phillies auction winner calls the 3rd inning on the radio... and did a pretty great job

Top of the 3rd...

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Vic Fangio likes to defend fired Phillies manager Rob Thomson: "Do you see some of these other guys? I mean, Nick Castellanos, Matt Strahm, Harrison Bader, Taijuan Walker. Man, Rob Thomson did a hell of a job with managing those guys through to the playoffs last year."