✵ solaris ✵

goofball // miscellaneously mystical // storyteller // wannabe jrpg hero // overuser of cruise-control // wanderer // devourer of sugary cereal // he, him

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

For the benefit of the roses, we water the thorns too.

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

If you aren't using AI to create custom Trojan War themed oracle cards on the fly then what are you even doing with your life

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

@JohnELTenney Thanks, Tenney!

[Jessica Knapik ✨ @JessicaKnapik]

I can’t even have kids & you bet your ass Roe v Wade is still important to me. Just like I don’t have a college degree but I still support people getting student debt wiped. Normalize giving a fuck about the people around you even if it doesn’t affect you.

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

Plus each and every one is "World Famous!"

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Every small Midwest town has one of these:

[subatomicsatan @subatomicsatan]

"And I saw one of his heads as if it had been mortally wounded, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world marveled and followed the beast." (Revelation 13:3, NKJV)

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

i was in the pacific northwest for 15 days and didn't even see one bigfoot. i am irate rn.

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

Seattle, I think I love you.

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

@subatomicsatan

[Harpsibored @harpsibored]

Happy 27th anniversary to Final Fantasy Tictacs 💖

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

Two people next to me on a first date. Dude keeps redirecting every convo into college sports and his poor date could not be more bored. I can't handle all this cringe.

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

F this guy🖕

[Bee @eyesonbee]

The greatest villain of the Final Fantasy series.

[Jessica Knapik ✨ @JessicaKnapik]

I’M LISTENING TO A TRUE CRIME STORY & THE VICTIM LADY GOT HOME WITH A BAG OF TACO BELL, KILLER SHOT HER THEN STOOD THERE AND ATE HER TACO BELL I AM IRATE

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

my mother just asked me how she could DVR something from Paramount+

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This made me 🤣

[✵ solaris ✵ @scintillant65]

@Elektron_Rosa I suspect the actual answer is that they get validation from both—from the "mainstream" for discrediting others and from their friends for the rest... But also, people are garbage, lol.