The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.
Türkiye lost with Turks.
Morocco won with French players.
Germany won with migrants.
Albania didn’t play.
USA has 0 Native Americans in its team.
Good Night.
The moment Ghana buried Panama in stoppage time and the whole TVMAX studio entered full grief mode — no words, no smiles, just grown men staring at the floor like their World Cup ended live on air.
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TVMAX is a Panama-based national TV station
How Trump could have won:
>Don't terror bomb Iran, focus on nuclear facilities
>Demand Netanyahu not to be a retard with Lebanon
>Don't siege Tehran, take it immediately
>Zurge rush Khuzestan to cut off oil
>Ally with the Kurds against the Iranians
>ignore the Gulf