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recently broke personal record for consecutive days alive

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Can you call in ugly to work?

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@mistrustme1 Is this something a version of potato’s can resolve?

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@mistrustme1 (Gets out weighted latex handled rolling pin)

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@ALadyNamedKatie The perfect amount

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@pudelskernspin If a turtle is in the road, you’re supposed to move it along to the other side in the direction it was heading.

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@mistrustme1 You’re a lovely cup of tea, though I favor white oleander to relax.

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@ALadyNamedKatie Hold on…Which LEGO?

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@mistrustme1 Watched 28 years later this weekend and thought… I could live like that.

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@mistrustme1 @ddsmidt My unreliable game is suspect

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@klsmd12 Was it YOUR muscle? Without details I’m building my own timeline.

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@mistrustme1 Honeybutter

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@mistrustme1 I can’t get the image of some disgruntled man in a suit screaming those 2 specific words at someone else on the board at McDonalds over something inane like the mint shake

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@ALadyNamedKatie Going the other direction

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@pudelskernspin The QWERTY keyboard was invented by Christopher Sholes in 1870.

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@ALadyNamedKatie A jumper

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@mistrustme1 Wait till you see what happens when you bring up banana bread.

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@ALadyNamedKatie @iamn0ty0urstar This is about pooping in the planter isn’t it?

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@mistrustme1 @ChiChiGreenblat Hold on, are you both in the room??? Together, I assume wearing tawdry things.

Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me….

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@mistrustme1 @schmezi I’m often surrounded seeking solitude

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@pudelskernspin Butterscotch