wake him and force him to listen. assert dominance early on for fewer sad moments later.
warning: some reciprocity required. inquire with #SomeGuy near you for more details.
best part?
how the galactic federation & trump are like star-crossed lovers.
trump wants to tell everybody, and the aliens are like “no baby wait, this is our little secret...they wouldn’t understand” 💀
Former Israeli space #security chief Haim Eshed has revealed that aliens from a "Galactic Federation" have been in contact with the US and #Israel for years, but humanity isn't ready to know this.
Or so he claims.
Reporting by @AaronReich
https://t.co/pj7VpuqMGl
“I'll have a new computer tomorrow. And then I'm going to get back to work.”
let’s hear it for the FUCKING QUEEN #RebekahJones 👏👑
hurricane rebekah is coming for you, @GovRonDeSantis: and she’s armed with data.
(ps: #ACAB wtf. this is the fash-iest shit i have ever seen.)
If Desantis thought pointing a gun in my face was a good way to get me to shut up, he's about to learn just how wrong he was.
I'll have a new computer tomorrow.
And then I'm going to get back to work.
If you want to help, my website is still at https://t.co/JbQtrVbRuv
Cornhill resident here. I confirm this 💯 a community, already on the brink of collapse, throw in a pandemic: bam! Disease-Inequality Feedback Loop. The causal effects of health-on-poverty & poverty-on- health is a positive feedback system. It’s a carousel, we’re trapped.#Utica
@RaceforNY22 I live and work in Cornhill and it's been a very tough year. Leadership plays a part for sure but so does lockdown and financial problems. Lots of people are angry and desperate.
FUN FACT: the song that’s playing during the confetti-popping is “I Won’t Back Down” by tom petty — the same song that petty’s estate sent a cease and desist to trump over when he tried to play it at one of his rallies. haha. #AcceptanceSpeech https://t.co/hNDyuiZXvZ
#coronapocalypse Quarantini:
Mix Emergen-C with vodka, shake with ice until chilled.
Rim glass with crushed airborne Zinc tablets.
Garnish with sprig of elderflower.