Susanna

First of all…

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

happy salt air and the rust on your door month to all who celebrate

[m. @glosslovie]

every swiftie today:

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Susanna @scm4ua]

Not much worse than this game right now. Oh wait, my power is out and it’s hot AF.

[Susanna @scm4ua]

@taylornation13 My #FavoriteTaylorSwiftSong is A Place In This World 💚 There are so many others I love, but this one has meant so much to me at different phases of life. A timeless anthem!

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Roll Tide 🐘

Alabama is the only D-I program to make the CFP, men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournament, WCWS and MCWS‼️

[Susanna @scm4ua]

Been waiting on this since junior high!

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1999, THE CRIMSON TIDE IS HEADED TO OMAHA!

#RollTide

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i am not ashamed to admit that while i am grateful for having a job, i do not enjoy working.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

MAGA isn’t a political party. It’s a KKK rebrand for people terrified of losing white dominance.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

[Cass ✨ @simplyck_]

I miss the life I had before I was forced to experience Donald Trump running the United States.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

It is a broken Christianity that says “God protected him!” when a president survives and “thoughts and prayers” when school kids die.

A god who only protects the powerful and not the vulnerable is an idol.

[Susanna @scm4ua]

@jchat85 @Emily_OldWoman @JasonKelce @tkelce @newheightshow Congratulations!! 💗

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

One of One

Congrats to @UACoachMurphy on becoming the FIRST coach in @SEC softball history to earn 500 conference wins

#Team30 #RollTide

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Roll Tide 🗣️

#MarchMadness

[Susanna @scm4ua]

KEEP IT UP @AlabamaMBB

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the version of my life where I didn’t know who Pete Hegseth was.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

As spring approaches, I'd just like to politely remind everyone that natural deodorant doesn't work.