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[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Awesome! RT @IPTMZzz: Dirty Tweets Done Dirt Cheap! http://t.co/pvVABz2alM #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Has John Honovich released a public statement on the release of Carlton Purvis yet? Health reasons? #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

How to Measure Flaccid Penis Specification Guide NEW - 18 pages - http://t.co/MNrRxX5DwD #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

J Honovich is scheduled to have surgery to loosen up his sphincter muscle. This way, he will be able to spew more shiaaaaatt! #ipvideo #cctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

IPVM’s Q1 2014 Declining Financials Reviewed http://t.co/Ev8AZtnhwF #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Ouch! average test taker is failing our new made up, non-scientific, standards tests http://t.co/91ecR16ifi #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

IPVM stock has droped 20% today following Honovich’s psychotic tirade & his impending sex reassignment surgery. #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Honovich Still Broken But IPVM Adds Full Frontal Nude Polaroid Shots To Gain Clicks http://t.co/b7LXK2bV7g #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Startup: The Temporary Restraing Order Giving Camera http://t.co/JFhuEyNq6B #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Video quality on your camera looks bad? You must get your security surveillance education from IPVM. http://t.co/noXcIaK7DS #ipvideo #cctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

The security industry has banned John Honovich, fined him $2.5 million and will force him to sell IPVM. #ipvideo #cctv #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Audio Birds & the Bees Guide - results and recommendations on how to do it http://t.co/6FMPQdzN6u #ipvideo #cctv #justdoit #hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Helping integrator member find the right camera 4 a tough imaging scene then screwing him over with abuse http://t.co/zuRH3arsKH #ipvideo

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

@ipvideo - Paying $199 for a Chatroom. lMFAO #ipvideo #hdcctv #cctv

[IPVM_Research @IPVM_Researcher]

@FridayThrowaway johnny must Use a spieellchacker the cheap ass blogger @ipvideo

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Deep decline in US spending on the IPVM blog, did that impact employee payroll? http://t.co/dLhBKcnWxw #ipvideo #cctv #Hdcctv

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Talented Young & Old Women - Women Bullied Out Of The Security Industry by Blogger who hates Women of Power http://t.co/RGOU0tc2Qg #ipvideo

[Juan Hon @IPVMJuanHon]

Thoughtful but divided discussion on whether people should get out of Security Industry who can’t speak english fluently #ipvideo #cctv

[Camera Man Down @cameramandown]

@IPVM_Researcher Quick! Somebody needs to grab @IpvmSucksSucks before it's too late! @ipvideo @ipvmsucks

[IPVM_Research @IPVM_Researcher]

@ipvideo what's the status of our campaign now Jonny Hornny? We're about to release IPVM Sucks 2.0 on you. Watch this space! @IPVMJuanHon