Dan

Crippling phobia of germs.

[Dan @scoff316]

@LongTimeHistory He sounds like Peter Griffin

[Dan @scoff316]

This is hilarious. Putting the interests of the super wealthy first for 14 years went so well, didn’t it. Not all millionaires are self-serving like this Tory prick

[The i Paper @theipaper]

Opinion | Labour’s sadistic swipes at millionaires prove how clueless they are

🖋️ They will take their money, their talents, and the sweat of their brow to the USA, to Europe and increasingly to places like the UAE, writes @nadhimzahawi

https://t.co/OoE3iWzFgc

[Dan @scoff316]

@fussballeurope Barney is becoming a master in pointing!

[Dan @scoff316]

That’s what you get for being complete and utter cunts for 14 years #GeneralElection2024

[Dan @scoff316]

Imagine thinking someone could cram their policies and plans into a 30 second introduction and then make a cringey post about it. I hope those ingredients weren’t sourced by Michelle Mone, you absolute shambles of a government.

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

No policies. No plan.

A recipe for disaster.

[Dan @scoff316]

@OfficialBullsRL 632 is my granddad, Tom Pattinson.

[On This Day in WWE @OTD_in_WWE]

RIP Droz

"He's gonna...he's gonna...he's gonna puke!"

[Dan @scoff316]

Don’t be eating the yellow snow.

[Paul Curwen @paulcurwen]

Thanks for all the likes and retweets for this. My elected representative in parliament has chosen to respond by blocking me. The Twitter equivalent of hiding in a fridge. Spineless. #ToryShambles #GeneralElection

[Dan @scoff316]

@woodzy888 So true. Not sure what the next tier of incompetence will bring us.

[Dan @scoff316]

Worst Prime Minister ever. And there have been some serious contenders over the past few years.

[Dan @scoff316]

@PeteRawlinson @MUNICIPALWASTE This makes me happy. It’s my first ever gig up on the balcony. Getting too old for getting amongst it these days.

[Dan @scoff316]

@PeteRawlinson @MUNICIPALWASTE Supporting Anthrax? I’m watching them both in Leeds on Monday and very much looking forward to it.

[Dan @scoff316]

@sharkey2007 Farewell tour? He’s not the bloody Eagles!!

[Dan @scoff316]

@azzar36 Marvin Hagler v Alan Minter was lower. Not that far off though!

[Dan @scoff316]

@azzar36 Have a read through all Metro’s thread and that’ll set you up for the day!

[Dan @scoff316]

ICONIC LINEUP. ICONIC.

[Metro @MetroUK]

The show also included:

⚽️ Ella Toone and Alessia Russo
🎭 Joel Dommett
🎤 Aitch
🧑🏾‍🍳 Big Has

Honestly, this premiere episode had an absolutely iconic lineup 🙌

[Dan @scoff316]

@OwenWeston85 A Tweet from the thread:
‘The show launched in 1992 and was presented by Richard Bacon, Kelly Brook and, of course, Johnny Vaughn and Denise.’ No mention of Mark Bright. Or Chris Evans for that matter!