Scott Gilbert

Husband. Father of two awesome kids. PR/comms guy. Oboist. Candlemaker. DJ. Opinions here are my own (but you can borrow them).

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

@FoxNews How many quarters did it take to get him out?

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@FixorFkit @ABC @librab103 Beware passive voice

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@try2underit @JoJoFromJerz 4. Not negotiable.

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This just in: Cancer has been acquitted of killing OJ Simpson.

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@JenniferRStorm That. Was. Amazing.

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

@briprice661 @RonFilipkowski Especially when one of them is trying to avoid catching syphilis from the other.

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@TLambert895 @witfnews At least you have really nice Neumann microphones.

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

.#FridayFeeling

[Penn State Health @PennStHershey]

Introducing the newest addition to Penn State Health Milton S. Hershey Medical Center, Thor! He is the litter mate of Captain, who has been bringing joy to Penn State Health pediatric specialty clinics since 2022.

We're thrilled to announce that he will be very first dog in the facility dog program dedicated to adults. Get ready for heartwarming moments and endless smiles as Thor spreads his love and comfort to patients and staff alike.🐾💙

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

Haven’t been watching the @Nationals much lately, but sure glad I tuned in tonight and saw @JGrayy_ cap off six shutout innings. Let’s gooooooo!

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

Hey, that's today! 🍨🍦

[Penn State Health @PennStHershey]

Mark your calendars! Thursday, July 27, is @DairyQueen Miracle Treat Day benefitting Children's Miracle Network at Penn State Health Children's Hospital. 🍦 Find participating locations: https://t.co/MijyqcRD1y

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

@theliamnissan Odd way for him to greet his daughter.

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@bigjeffd @theliamnissan Or else the world's most awkward colonoscopy.

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

A glimpse at another potential bright spot in the Nats’ future.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

this man just did The Biles for an out

@CJAbrams01 // @Simone_Biles

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

On this #CTD2023, be a Kathy!

[Penn State Health @PennStHershey]

“I’m proud to participate in this research and would encourage others to participate in a clinical trial if they are comfortable doing so,” said heart attack survivor and clinical trial participant, Kathy Bradley. Read her full story here: https://t.co/LAN5mGanlJ #CTD2023

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

@NBCNews Those moved to leave a smarmy “never was” reply are disrespecting the 6.9 million+ people worldwide who have died from COVID. Be better humans.

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

So true! #FridayFeeling

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“Music is the one art we all have inside. We may not be able to play an instrument, but we can sing along or clap or tap our feet.”

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

@DanRather One is a big phallus that belches plumes of toxic fumes; the other is the SpaceX rocket.

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

Bingo.

[Richard Tofel @dicktofel]

This is by a factor of more than 3x the largest dollar loss in a media libel case in American history.
That is the best measure of both the falsity and Fox’s fault in broadcasting it.

[Scott Gilbert @scogilb]

The good news we all needed today!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jimmy Carter Gets Vasectomy Reversed https://t.co/O94Ez0cWlY