Scott Conway

dope sells itself

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Want to hear a good joke?

oversight committees

#usaid

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Hope everyone planned accordingly this Thanksgiving and is eating during the Giants Cowboys game.

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Soundgarden never releasing an absolutely devastating Christmas album was such a miss.

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@SethAdamsArt The economy isn’t great. Bottom line. Interest rates were at 2.5% when Biden took office. They’ve been at 7 the last 2.5 years. Groceries are up. Gas is up. Debt is up. People vote with their pocketbook. Even though no one has a pocketbook anymore.

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Oooooh, so when the media spent the better part of the last 4 years telling everyone our country is more divided than ever, what they meant was “divided” from their opinion. Got it. Agree with the result or not, this is not the map of a divided country.

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@SethAdamsArt Oh, if the Dems won, God only knows the bullshit we’d be dealing with. Last month people on the right were suggesting the hurricanes that hit Florida were govt controlled to prevent people from voting. Shits wild.

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@SethAdamsArt Electoral College is wild. If you voted Democrat last election and they didn’t live up to your expectations, you were put in an impossible position. Let’s say your voted on their promises around NAFTA, so- Vote for 4 more years of the same or someone you simply cannot vote for.

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@SethAdamsArt I’m by no means MAGA. Just spent the last four years listening to every news outlet re: politics say “in a country more divided than ever” and that’s clearly a false narrative. democracy is the will of the people over time. Not what NBC and 10 of their friends think.

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@CygnusXo17 not going down the “stole the election” road as January 6th was an embarrassment. I think if you were someone who voted Democrat last election, and the last four years didn’t live up to your expectations, you were put in an impossible position. So you simply didn’t check a box.

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Funny how diversity is touted as the most important thing until it’s time for the 4 x 100 relay. Shouldn’t the USA have a slow ass white dude on that squad?

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EA Sports College Football 25 drops.
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Kevin Durant: My calf hurt. Be back for opening ceremonies.

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Little known fact: Richie’s character from The Bear is based on Gregg Berhalter #USSoccer

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One of the unintended consequences of canceling the Confederate flag is now all the dipshits who flew it have co-opted the American flag and I think I hate that more. When you see a person in a lifted truck flying a giant American flag is your first thought “that’s patriotic”?

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Feel like the word “Embezzlement” should mean something fancy instead of what it actually means. Like when you get a new Rolex (through legal means) and you wear it the first time, it’s an embezzlement to your look.

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In 2024, if someone says “I read something recently that said…” it’s 100% TikTok or Instagram.

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Caitlin Clark has a fully paid for 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in Angel Reese’s head

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Florida Freshman RHP Drew Titsworth choosing 00 as his number…
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Quite literally 2 sleeps away from Dallas finally becoming America’s Team cause we all want The Celtics to lose.

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@EBistline @davecox Forever

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etiquette:
-Don’t eat on Zoom
-If you RSVP to an event, you go
-If someone tells you something you already know, the correct response is“you’re right”, not “I know”
-2 alterations to menu items, max
-No one cares it’s your birthday
-Stand to shake hands
-You overuse these - !

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@davecox @EBistline Agreed. Also, if your reception sucks, log off zoom. Say “thank you”, not thanks or thx. The Oxford comma is correct.