Mary Helen

Independent thinker for 50+ years. Love an ellipsis.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

After Trump announced that he opposed gay marriage on biblical grounds, Scott Bessent and Bari Weiss, who are both married to same-sex spouses, not only didn't object but continued to praise Trump as a hero. Because he couldn't have meant them

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Here’s a Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew working together for the people. 🥰

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

If you touch water you are apprehended by police.

If you molest kids with Jeffrey Epstein you are moved to a luxury prison and considered for a pardon.

TRUMP’S AMERICA.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

The reflecting pool debacle is the perfect visual metaphor for the Trump Administration - superficial approaches to complex problems leading to worse outcomes than if he had done nothing.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We can literally throw $14 million dollars away in a vanity project anyone with a brain could have predicted would go this way, but we can’t fund pediatric cancer research.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

DNC drops new ad:

Trump in his own words.

“You know what I really love? I love the inflation.”

[Mary Helen @scoogirl]

@strategywoman It was a heartbreaking day out of so many. Her work was a treasure.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

It’s amazing watching MAGA melt down over Pride Month.

We’re genuinely sorry your life is this miserable.

Try loving gay people. The vibes are better, the music is better, and everyone seems to be having fun.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Today’s attacks on humanitarian workers are war crimes. The world cannot accept this as normal. Too many aid workers have died like this around the world. Russia is a permanent member of the UN Security Council but it attacks UN and WCK vehicles in Kherson, Ukraine. While the aid workers survived unharmed, one resident died. This war needs to end now. The suffering needs to end now. We are an American-based NGO @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @SecRubio #ChefsForUkraine

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Oh this is fucking hilarious. 😂

[The Last Squatch @TheLastSquatch]

FUN FACT: Michelle Obama and Jill Biden never had to hold a press conference to deny being part of a sex trafficking ring.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A reminder for all the pearl clutching Republicans who’ve suddenly decided that sexual misconduct is a red line…

Long before he was found liable of sexual abuse (which he was), your guy bragged openly about grabbing women by the pussy.

And you made him president.

Twice.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Lets think this through Please

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

As my wife points out, in this cesspit of male egos, there is one person who has been sent to prison

A woman

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

Dems....THIS IS THE WAY!!
Well done, Rep. Magaziner.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is what Republicans controlling all 3 branches of government looks like.

[Mary Helen @scoogirl]

https://t.co/af2tt9egMN

[AnarchoChristian @AnarchoXP]

"Let me explain to you guys this in simple English, okay? Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics."
- Marco Rubio, Secretary of State