T witter User

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

the fact they’re using haaland to explain menstrual cycle phases to men is sending me

[T witter User @scookingis]

@LeRoyCrosse3 @GaelicRoadSign Sad to be so ignorant

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because they had to replace their record collections with a tape collection that they had to replace with a CD collection that they had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now they need a subscription to listen to music

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

There's a lot of manosphere advice about how all men need to be hyper-masculine douchebag alphas to get women, but if you polled women for the single sexiest thing any male celebrity has done in the last 30 years this routine would be #1 by a mile.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

You will never be as horny as the Frenchman who discovered this

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Worth more than every data center combined.

[H @PGHaroId]

Taxing vape shops and American candy stores into oblivion to save pubs 😍

[T witter User @scookingis]

@aswren Looks like it’s falling off because they did a shoddy job of sticking it up

[Dume @gietzschean]

We don't call modern day architects losers enough

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@theliamnissan So are the cockroaches and lice. 😄

[T witter User @scookingis]

Imagine if Twitter was voice notes

[Tim Vickery @Tim_Vickery]

Why, apparently, do British people hate voice notes?
Brazil lives on them - and they're so useful

[T witter User @scookingis]

@Axfayaa @PolitlcsUK I almost never watch movies, so if you have a point why don’t you just make it instead of trying and failing to sound clever?

[T witter User @scookingis]

Lot of people saying “the mathematically correct answer is to take the coin flip”, but if you’re poor and you walk away with nothing when you could’ve walked away with your debts paid or a house deposit, being mathematically correct is going to be scant comfort.

[YouGov @YouGov]

If you had a choice between instantly receiving £50,000 or a 50% chance to win £1m, which would you pick?

£50,000: 73%
50/50 chance of winning £1m: 21%

[T witter User @scookingis]

@YouGov The question is whether £50k is a meaningful amount if money to you vs your current circumstances

[T witter User @scookingis]

@bronerp4p @sckimbriel @YouGov He quite obviously means Anerican people, not American money, you condescending dunce

[T witter User @scookingis]

@hansaFL @YouGov Sorry, I don’t know much about risk, but where are you getting £500k from? The choice is either £50k for certain, maybe £1 million, or maybe nothing. You don’t get £500k in any of those scenarios.

[T witter User @scookingis]

@HenneseyJo24358 @YouGov I feel like the people criticising the 73% aren’t thinking about how it would feel to NOT get the million. I play the lottery sometimes, so I’m used to dreaming of being a millionaire. But I’ve never had to wake up each day knowing I’m £50k poorer because I gambled it away.

[T witter User @scookingis]

@fengsaucy @RealHellenist They titted down every staircase, too!

[T witter User @scookingis]

@ScottQu35382152 @NotoriousBAG_ @fentanylbrownie Good thing cars never create hours of gridlock