scooby

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[scooby @scoooby_]

Remember to drink water today you dusty bitches.

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me when I don’t agree but I also don’t have energy to explain:

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

When I want to put my earbuds back in, but the person won’t stop talking. 😭

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”

You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.

[𓆩♱𓆪 𝔞𝔫𝔞 ☽ ⋆˖⁺‧ @deadbeepz]

always laundry that needs done always dinner that needs decided on always dishes to do
always out of paper towels
ALWAYS SOMETHING FUCK

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

they...they criss crossed the applesauce...

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

ppl who can drive while the seat belt noise is going off are psychopaths

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me no matter how much sleep i get

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar Maybe, just maybe, if we manage to survive this second season, we make a pact with each other to never again let the dumbest dumbfucks who ever dumbed elect someone to the presidency who muses openly about the CRAZY powers they have to ban ordinary, everyday things like fishing.

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

This is not normal behavior.

[NoLifeShaq @NoLifeShaq]

Best cartoons , introduced social media , food was good , we played outside , watched cell phones evolve , had to know how to actually talk to a girl you liked , PS2 ….

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

This is the kind of stupidity we’re up against.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“you cuss a lot” god forbid i season a fucking sentence

[𝒞𝒶𝓂-𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝒮𝒶𝓃 𝒟𝒾𝑒𝑔𝑜 🌎✈️📍 @MsSubmissive_]

I put the rose on the charger before I stepped outside to smoke this blunt.

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

I wanna grow my bush and donate it to the men who are balding

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i don’t like people who don’t understand that some days you simply do NOT have the capacity for human interaction

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me :

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

it’s the damn phones

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks