Cas

scoopin' the internet, one tweet at a time.

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I didn’t know this kind of happiness existed 🖤

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I absolutely love scaring men away. I’m so tiny. And I send them running to the hills (or their therapist)

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Everyone who meets me ends up being collateral damage

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I like being able say “call my psychiatrist”

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I want to need you forever

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HES AN OTIS REDDING AT A WEDDING TYPE GUY

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I can’t. 🥰☺️❤️😍😘

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Something is happening… 😍🖤

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Is Ari Aster ok?

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I am so good at my job, it’s disgusting

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Emotionally, can I eat this pepperoncini?

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Your ex friend’s ✨sister✨

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Love you, bye

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If I was just a lie to you, then you were less than that to me

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅

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“If you’re a murderer, just please kill me creatively” #dating2023

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I think Melissa McCarthy is one of the prettiest people on the planet.

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Crying at Gilmore Girls at 10:30 on a Saturday night. #31

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My favorite snack in college was green cholula and saltines and let me tell you that shit still slaps

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@frankiebeann_ I’m crying 😭😂