scoopoftheday

Twitter dedicated to shit Spoon says, usually out of context or with no context at all #scoopoftheday

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“Currently like fist deep in the MOMA’s vagina and still can’t find love” #scoopoftheday

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Nothing like a good ‘ol terrorist showdown with yourself. #scoopoftheday

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“I browse the MoMA site the way frat boys browse porn.” #scoopoftheday

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Exhibit A https://t.co/XNaF68cZLb

[kiah ! @KiahHarrison]

Hi I’m the diva cup you accidentally used as a shot glass last night @scoopsoftheday

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“All I’ve been thinking about for the past 24 hours is people using diva cups as shot glasses.” #scoopoftheday

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“Me making sober art is a child painting a line on a canvas.”#scoopoftheday

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“Because of the snaphat update, I am going to throw my phone into a river, then as a millenial I will realize it’s my life force so I will jump in after it. And then I will die. Because it’s a river in Montana. And therefore snapchat will have killed me” #snapchatupdate

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“I broke into a house tonight. It was a cat’s house.” #scoopoftheday

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“Half the money I got for christmas I’ll use to buy drugs and the other half I’m saving to pay for rehab” #scoopoftheday #theytrynamakemegotorehab #andimlikenonono

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“Winter break taught me I spend more time on my outfits that middleaged southern housewifes however I just buy walmart dye when I want to pretend I’m a natural blonde.” #roundtwo #scoopoftheday

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“I like my wine like I like my women, fresh off the boat from China.” #scoopoftheday #shitspoonsays

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“I feel like I’ve become more vampirery but without the good parts. Like it’s all wanting to murder and no sex appeal.” #scoopoftheday

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“All I want is a suger momma to make me scrub her floors with a toothbrush then slap me in the face and call me beautiful” #scoopoftheday

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PBR makes a spoon do crazy things

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“what if there was a monster that was a door and it just creaked at people” #scoopoftheday

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“Never go grocery shopping drunk, thats why I have six bottles of curry” #honoraryscoopoftheday #UncleSpoon

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“If there is a heavan it must be a giant vagina in the sky waiting to suck us all back up into the womb and pussy.”

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“I’m not a frat boy, we just have a lot of the same goals” #scoopoftheday

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Scoop of the day is now on Snapchat showing off the day in the Life of A Spoon!