Scoota

The original Scoota

[Scoota @scootaworks]

@MXGRyan This was nothing but clickbait for the trolls. I just #SMH.

I do hope Haiden battles Jett. They'll put on one hell of a show!

Haiden needs to learn how to make clean passes though. He takes other riders out intentionally, and I'm not a fan of that. Clean racing is good racing.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

The only bread I trust less than mouldy bread, is out of date bread that isn't mouldy. 🧐

[Scoota @scootaworks]

Filling my car with cocaine and hoping it starts, cos it's cheaper than petrol.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

Walking without headphones? Yeah, like I'd want to be alone with my thoughts!

[Scoota @scootaworks]

Too many beautiful cars are driven by ugly people.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

That feeling when you have the top comment on a viral Instagram post

[Scoota @scootaworks]

When I attach photos to an email, I don't want it as a link @gmail.

I want to attach an excessive amount of bytes, like a real man.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

It is so annoying how work colleagues message you about work while you're working.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

My favourite thing to yell from my office is "Shit, it's a nice day out!"

[Scoota @scootaworks]

If you don't have an unhealthy amount of back hair growing beyond the collar of your t-shirt, are you even a man?

[Scoota @scootaworks]

I don't feel bad when my wife's mad at me. I feel like I have the whole bed to myself. 🎉

[Scoota @scootaworks]

The fact that I have friends proves that anything is possible.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

It's illegal to ugly cry in 48 states of America. #HellaTrueFacts

[Scoota @scootaworks]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that 2 minute noodles can be made in 2 minutes.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

Don't judge a man by the company he keeps. Judge a man by the banana he eats!

I see you eating those green bananas, you little sicko. You're mentally ill. And you should seek proper help.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

@pulpmx I hope he came first there, at least.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

Kids are so spoiled for choice. YouTube. TikTok. Instagram. 47 genders.

[Scoota @scootaworks]

Honestly, the only reason I haven't bought a private island is because of the stigma now attached to it.

Thanks a lot, Jeffrey!

[Scoota @scootaworks]

Nothing quite like opening doors and windows in the morning to let that cool breeze in. Until you blink and it's 27°C at 10:30 am, and now you've heated up the house instead. #Shiiit

[Scoota @scootaworks]

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