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silly

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If you got an ugly ass phone case I’m not matching with you on hinge

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if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

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Yell at me in the drive thru again white man, watch what happens

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Auto repair cashier just asked me if my self portrait was a drawing of the Unabomber, and honestly with how my engine is sounding I very well could be. Manifesto on its way

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Creating a desire path in the carpet between my bedroom and bathroom #poopmaxxing

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@sarahed3n Well yes

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Remembered my finals and ao3 at the same time. We know who’s winning, wish me luck boys

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“Write a daily journ-“

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@jelllyfishfan Stay strong

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I need to get funnier

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@jelllyfishfan Had it the other day, heaven genuinely

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@jelllyfishfan SILLY BANDS

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Pedicures are just paying to get your feet tickled and I like that we all know that and still are surprised when they tickle your shit

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@slowwlifee One fart and it’s over

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Mutual masturbation with a DJ, yeah we beatmatching

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All right, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

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Can’t let gang know I fw this

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Goodbye forever, matpat.
So beautiful…

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How speech girls got me feelin

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Not my doctors tyna get some butt