ʇnoɔs

the unfed mind devours itself

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[TechE1111 @TechE1111]

@cookerbruski since I have discovered this work of art I can't stop saying dihbihgah

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Eating a handful of Adderall and Wind surfing through the strait of Hormuz

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

for whom the onion rings

[teoni @teoniw]

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[ʇnoɔs @scooteradee]

@dane_mp3 No

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

men will be like
“have you heard of this??”
and it’s something i learned when i was 12

[parks @parkersity_9]

school counselors be like “this stays between us” then call the cops

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

You should be able to leave work if you just realized you need to die

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

White people be like I narcanned my mom

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i keep hearing the fortnite reboot van i think it’s outside my house

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

claiming to have a gun for no reason whenever someone speaks to me

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport